And Pull Up Your Pants

"Want a job? Try a bath, a shave and a haircut."

Okay, so maybe Germany is where the Israelis learned their manners. And there's the whole Prussian warmongering dicatorial tendency that doesn't tend to endear them to me.

But they're on the right track here:

Two days later, Frank lopped off his locks, shaved his dark beard and removed his nose rings. Then he organized a news conference.
“I am ready to change,” Frank said, saying he was fed up with handouts. “I’ll take any job.”

Good for you, buddy.

h/t Jules Crittenden

with special credit to Denis Leary's Lock 'n' Load for the title of this post